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Gabbiano81.
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la vera storia di cappuccetto rosso...
Cappuccett Red
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red
One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc at the lup!"
Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?"
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills" she dissed
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella" (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc
And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?"
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!"
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?)
Then she dissed: "But what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some collir?"
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid little girl" dissed the nonn-lup
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?"
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better"
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents do you have!"
And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?) dissed: "It is to magn you better!" And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocen cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds"
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup
Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited)
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest
Cappucciett red..
beh!, let her stay, because she had capit
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!)
quando si dice lettere moderne...
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olcesamante.
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Se dovessi avere un bimbo inglese, in un futuro remoto, giuro che gliela leggo! 
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Gabbiano81.
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quando la lessi rimasi allibito . -
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E' semplicemente meraviglioso!!! non ridevo sul forum così tanto da quando Valeria postò i suoi primi resoconti della sua sfiga (quella discussione è diventata, più che da ridere, da piangere, ormai!, tra ferimenti, accecamenti, fraintendimenti amorosi... sigh...)!!!
Poi questo endecasillabo è degno di Shakespeare!!!!!!!:CITAZIONE with a fium of saliv out of the bocc . -
Fucktotum.
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Non oso intentar paragoni,
ma ho dovuto fare un esercizio sullo stesso tema per il mio esame di spagnolo.
Il risultato, ovviamente ancora più maccheronico, lo trovate a
https://www.forumcommunity.net/?t=1011984&st=15. -
olcesamante.
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CITAZIONE "Me presento, soy el lobezno orejon, y como habras intuido ahore te inculo!"
Sei il mio vitello dai piedi di balsa preferito!!!
Maria, commossa
PS: Gabbiano, sono preoccupata: la mia British acquaintance preferita ha detto che capisce la maggior parte delle parole! Si drogherà? Poi mi ha chiesto perché qualcuno abbia messo una cosa del genere sul forum...
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Gabbiano81.
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non lo so
io impazzii quando lo vidi
volevo fare perdere un pò di sanità mentale pure a voi
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CITAZIONE (Gabbiano81 @ 26/2/2005, 22:51) volevo fare perdere un pò di sanità mentale pure a voi
Poca ce ne era rimasta...
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[Valeria].
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ragazzi cappucciet red mi ha fatto stravaccare dalle risate 
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Gabbiano81.
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aaaaah
è bello parlare con degli intenditori
comunque sono in continua caccia di vaccate simili, appena le trovo le posto. -
Gabbiano81.
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OH INFEDELI!
adesso che codesto luogo virtuale e i suoi utenti, stano impazzendo, il vostro cantagallo(gabbiano) preferito (cioè l'unico spacciatore di vaccate del forum: io), manterrò la promessa fatta il 28/02/2005; per la gioia vostra (così almeno ci si fà 2 risate)
UNA STORIA, LEGATA ALLA NUTELLA
Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma'na cifra of many years ago, at the beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
One day, God (God is the nome d'art of Dio), God, who was disoccupated, had a folgorant idea and so God created the Nutell.
And God saw that the Nutell was good, very good, very very good, good 'na cifra. The mangiation of God was long. He manged one million of barattols of Nutell sfrutting the fact that God has not a Mamm that strills if you sbaff too much Nutell.......
And after this mangiation, God invented the Water Closed Run, the cors in the cabinet, and some Nutell's derivates like the red bubbons, the panz, the cellulit and ceter, and ceter.
After di which (dopodichè') he invented Adamo ed Eva and all the paradise and he diss to Adamo and Eva: "Now you have all the Paradise, you can do everything, very tutt: you have the permission to eat, to drink, to kiss, to scop; nothing lavor, nothing affit, nothing concors of impiegats, nothing cod alla post, nothing IRPEF, ILOR.
Only very ozious life: television, telenovels, football, moviols, process of Monday, appell of Tuesday, cassazion of Wednesday, and ceter, and ceter. You have gratis restaurants, cinemas, theaters, all the Paradise is yours: air-conditioned, autom riscaldament, moquette, parquett, tresset, bidet, omelette, eccet, eccet.... "There's just one thing, remember, in tutt the Paradise just one thing absolutely prohibited.
Come, come to me in the giardin: this is "the Nocciol", the alber of the Nutell. Only this alber of the Nutell is prohibited, because I like the Nutell very much, very very much, much 'na cifra and I want all the Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me."
During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva were very happy.
Adamo said:"What a cool! ('Cool' is not in Italian 'freddo', no, 'What a cool' means 'Che cul') All the Paradise is nostr!" And everyday, ognigiorn, they discovered something new.
A lot of scoperts, many scoperts, many many scoperts, 'na cifra di scoperts. One day the scopert of the hot water, one day the scopert of the spaghettis, one day the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter. But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist 'na cifra, Adamo and Eva fecer the scopert of the first colazion.
And after the scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch succ, the scopert of the cornetts, they understood that something was mancant.
"Eva!" said Adamo "Don't you think that qualcos is mancant here, proprio here, 'ncopp this fett?"
"Second me" Eva risposed "'ncopp the fett you have to metter burr and marmelade."
"No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself. I want 'ncopp this fett something very particular, very very particular, particular 'na cifra. What do you think about the Nutell?"
"No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said that's vietat!"
"Yes, I remember, but only a little assaggiation, don't succed nothing!"
And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell was and he pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the fett and assagged the Nutell. Adamo and Eva don't ebber the time to exprimer the godiment that the tuons and fulmins apparved in the ciel and one voice said:
"Potevamo stupirv you with special effects, but I'm God, not Fantagod! Adamo, Eva, come here! I'm very incazz with you, very very incazz, incazz 'na cifra! How did you permit to tocc the Nutell? Didn't you remember that it was prohibited?"
"Cazz!" esclamed Adamo "It was prohibited!
Oh, sorry, God, I'm very very sorry, sorry 'na cifra, God, I really really was completely scordat..."
"Don't do that fint tont, Adamo, I'm God, I can see everything, very tutt, and I know that you and the woman have deliberatament assaggiated the Nutell. So you have a big punhition, a very castig for your peccat.
But siccom I'm sconfinatly good, you can choose, you have two scelts: "Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in the secols of the secols, amen!"
"Nooo!" Eva was piagnucoling "It's a thing very tragic, very very tragic, ragic 'na cifra!"
"Aspett!" said God "Don't be frettolous woman.....
"Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem, let's prend, prend, but for you is the cacciation out of the Paradise. You will have to lavorar with the sudor of your front, you will zapp the terr, you'll have mal of chien and, like this don't bastass, everytime you will mang Nutell, the malediction of the brufols, of the mal of panch, of the cacarel will be cadent n you."
"Ale'!" esclaimed Adamo
"Thank you God, thank you, we don't interess the cacciation dal Paradise, the important is to have the Nutell! Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!"
And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original peccat and this malediction cadded on lor and on lor discendents, and on the discendents of the discendents. Infact, tutt'ogg, you can veder in the pubblicity all the ragazz that per aver one fett of pan and Nutell they scalan the mountains they stay in a tend al fredd and al gel and ceter, and ceter.
But the final pensier of tutti noi is "It's meglio faticar and soffrir with the Nutell piuttost che the Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell." e here finisch the story......content? Eh?. -
particelladisodio.
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ahahahahahahaha!gabbiano mi hai fatto morire dalle risate,attendo con ansia il prossimo capitolo! . -
Gabbiano81.
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se anche una sola persona ha riso di gusto, allora sono felice di averla postata
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playboysfygato.
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ahoo seppelisce a chi?? ma tienement a chist famm fa na "rattata" ;-)
ahoo seppelisce a chi?? ma tienement a chist famm fa na "rattata" ;-). -
Gabbiano81.
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è un vecchio detto
palyboy così dicendo diventi lo jiettatore di te stesso
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